I have very useful information for you today!!

Not sure if everybody is familiar with how http://www.restaurant.com/ works, but if you're not, here's the explanation in a nutshell: Go to that site and search for restaurants in your area, and you can buy gift certificates for 1/2 price (or less!) The restaurant selection changes up all the time - they have everything from super fancy places to neighborhood bars.

It's very useful if you want to go out but can't decide where to go, or if you're on a budget but don't feel like ordering pizza for the 30th weekend in a row.

Well, LISTEN UP:

For the next few days, enter Promo Code "FOUR" and get an ADDITIONAL 80% off.

I just bought six $25 gift certificates and four $10 gift certificates for a whopping grand total of $12.60. That's $190 worth of gift certificates for 12 bucks!

I haven't seen David this excited since he received his new organ shoes in the mail a few months ago.

(If you don't know what organ shoes are, they are these ridiculous looking elf shoes with heels that are made out of soft leather - organists wear them while they're playing to push the pedals - they are, in a word, embarrassing.)